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The most annoying thing The most annoying thing about the game is the placement of springs and propellers create a confusing trap in most Read all. Director James Rolfe. James Rolfe. Top credits Director James Rolfe. See more at IMDbPro. Photos Add photo. Top cast Edit. Storyline Edit. The most annoying thing about the game is the placement of springs and propellers create a confusing trap in most levels which makes it impossible to proceed further into the game.

The Nerd concludes the review with three CD-i Bible games. Which are all contain mediocre mini games that are unappealing to play. Add content advisory. Did you know Edit. Trivia The Nerd jokes offhand that he may review "Raid " in the year In fact, he actually did review it on January 15, Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie. This one looks fun, right? The Nerd: Oh, no. Doesn't this look familiar? It's the same thing as Exodus.

Well, that scratches that off the list. What's the point of discussing the same game twice? The only difference is that you're Joshua, I assume, and that there's a voice. The Nerd: But what's even stranger: this game "Joshua" was a copy of a game "Exodus" , which is a copy of another game, Crystal Mines. The Nerd: Well, here's a little history lesson. Maybe I'll review that "Raid " in the year Anyway, Color Dreams, for whatever reason, decide they wanted to start doing Bible games now under the name Wisdom Tree.

Essentially, they're recycling some of their old Color Dreams games and adding Christian themes. Let's check it out. The Nerd: So this is Menace Beach. Basically, you're some kid on a skateboard trying to rescue some girl. It's played by God-awful control, a pathetic attack range, and the most annoying level design I've ever seen. But the most interesting thing about this game is that between each level, you see your girlfriend begging you to rescue her.

And each time, her clothes gradually disappear. The first time playing this, I didn't even realize what was happening. She says: girl voice "I've been here so long my clothes are starting to rot. I think she would die of starvation before her clothes would rot.

But the funny thing is that it's a strangely effective way to get you to play the game because just for curiosity's sake, it makes you wonder: how much of her clothes are going to come off? It's like: "Hey, we got this horrible shitty game, but there's a girl taking her clothes off. So you gotta keep playing.

The Nerd: How did this turn into a Bible game?! Well, let's find out. Here comes Sunday Funday. Well, let's try them all. The Nerd: Here's Fishfall. Okay, you're a hand tryin' to grab falling fish and throw 'em up into a floating basket. What does this have to do with the Bible?

What does catching parachuting fish and throwing them up at an electric eel -- up at an electric eel -- have to do with the Bible? Oh, okay, it's got some Bible verses thrown in. Now it makes perfect sense. The Nerd: Okay, let's try 4Him. Some song lyrics appear on the screen, lighting up in time to the beat What? It's karaoke? Oh, please. Well, it's identical to Menace Beach. Just look at the title screens.

It's the same exact game. Now, there are a few minor differences, but we'll get to them as we go. The Nerd: Instead of trying to rescue your girl Now as much as that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard for a game, what I don't understand is why that's so difficult.

Who are these raging atheists that don't want you to go to church? It's bad enough that the entire town's tryin' to stop you, but what's with the flying clowns? The old ladies comin' out of boxes? And animals comin' out of sewer holes? What's this guy's problem? Like, why does everyone want him dead? The Nerd: I'd say he's having quite a day, and the funny thing is he probably gets to church and doesn't even mention it. Like: "Oh, what do you do on a Sunday morning before church?

He kills a guy Oh, God, that's so violent. The Nerd: Now, instead of this stripping chick, you get this annoying bitch who does nothing but nag you. Ninjas are now kids, and these Elvis-looking guys are now plumbers. Maybe ninjas were too violent, and Elvis' devilish rock 'n' roll was too much for a religious game. But everything else fits perfectly fine. Why does a bird come out every time you kill someone? And why do they turn from white to black?

Kinda like a reverse Michael Jackson. The Nerd: Your attack is so pathetic. It seems you have to keep skating past people while tapping the button, and I've never figured out the right time. It's just luck whether you hit them or not. What are you supposed to be doing anyway? Just spinning around? Look at this, I'm still trying to hit this guy. He lands on the bomb. Oh, fuck! The Nerd: Another real piss-off is that it keeps goin' dark. Seems like I'm runnin' into that problem a lot with games lately.

It's so annoying! You have to keep hitting the switches to keep the room bright. The Nerd: Oh, come on, get the damn switch! Oh, what the fuck? Oh, man! I really hate those springs, all I'm trying to do is go down and to right but I can't make it! The springs bounce him back, and he grunts Awww! Aw, shit! Awww, God! When you don't want the springs to bounce you around, they do.

And when you want them to, they don't! What the fuck?! Why didn't it bounce me? There's also these squares that make you fall through the pipes. I don't know what that's about. The Nerd: Some enemies you can only kill with bombs, and trying to get them stand near a bomb is ridiculously hard.

Come on! Of course he's not gonna come near it! He's laughing, he's got two bombs ready to blow, and OK, there's another one. Of course, he goes right past it. Oh, there he goes - Fuck. The Nerd: sarcastically Oh, look at this! This is nice! I'm stuck, I need a balloon to fly over the hole but I need to go back to get the balloon! Too bad I can't jump high enough. So, it's time to commit suicide. It's pointless because once you're there, you're stuck.

The Nerd: Oh, fuck, get me away from the bombs! I hate those fuckin' springs! Ooh, got lucky there Oh, this game is so annoying.

The Nerd: Look at this! I got trapped in some sort of pipe! There's no way down, what I'm trying to do is get on the floor and go under it, but there's a fuckin' spring that comes up. Then there's that damn switch making it go dark. I get bounced all over the place.

Just get down there! The Nerd: I'm surprised, this game is actually really hard. It's one of the hardest I've ever played.

Mostly because of this shit right here! You have to bounce on a bunch of springs. Some bounce you up, and some bounce you down. The idea is to not touch the ones that bounce you down or else you die.

But there's no clear distinction! They all look the same. The Nerd: At first there's a pattern. Up, down, up, down, down!

That's real nice! So it fuckin' fools you into thinking that there's a pattern, and then it just throws you off! But trying to avoid those down springs is almost impossible! Oh my fuck! Fuck this game. Fuck this fuckin' piece of shit! Oh, man, I'm doing good.